Description & Facts: On Wednesday night (July 7th) Buzzfeed featured a list that had compiled all the state based parodies of "California Gurls," and Texas didn't have one. So Thursday morning we wrote our lyrics, recorded the song and filmed after work, edited it Friday, and finished it Saturday morning (July 10th). Unfortunately, this means we didn't have much time to do things other than go to fast food restaurants, but you know, you get the point. LYRICS I know a place, Where everything is really bigger Humid, hot as hell, BP left something in our water Sippin' Purple Drank, hungover at a What-A-Burger We fly our flag, oh as high as we wanna Why would you travel the world, when we've got barbecue and Texas Toast? "You can all go to Hell, I am going to Texas" oh CHORUS Ya'll know Texas girls are irreplaceable , cowboy boots and classy on top fake tanned skin so hot we'll melt your Blue Bell ooooh oh ooooh Ya'll know Texas girls are at the Rodeo, smile so sweet we'll make your heart stop Gulf coast represent now put your hands up ooooh oh ooooh We got ranches bigger than pussy states like Rhode Island We f*** in my truck, Willie Nelson on the stereo Why would you travel the world, when we've got barbecue and Texas Toast? "You can all go to Hell, I am going to Texas" oh CHORUS Hut, hut, hike and set, Texas temperature make you sweat Texas drawl, Dirty South, too much Tex Mex in yo mouth Houston, Houston, we got a problem, all these cute girls got me fallin' Some oil rich, some just